Did you hear about the Italian chef that died?
He pasta way.
We cannoli do so much.
His legacy will become a pizza history.
What do you call the Tom Cruise movie about cooking?
A Few Good Menus.
What did Bacon say to Tomato?
Lettuce get together!
Why is the chef so mean?
She beats the eggs and whips the cream!
What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's
A hug and a quiche!
Why shouldn't you hire a midget chef?
The steaks are too high.
What was the epileptic chefs house speciality?
What did the toaster say to the slice of bread?
"I want you inside me!"
What is the chef's favorite thing to do?
Cut the cheese.
Why do lesbians suck at cooking?
Cause they always eat out.
What are chefs always trying the win?
The Hunger Games.
What did the host of Top Chef say to the contestants?
What do you call a Disney movie about a chef?
James and the Giant Quiche.
Why did the chef have to stop cooking?
He ran out of Thyme.
Why did the chef quit?
They cut his celery.
What do you call a restaurant that makes you throw up?
Two Grills One Cup.
How does the recipe for German chocolate cake begin?
First, invade ze kitchen.
What day to eggs hate the most?
On Fry Day.
Why did the chef shave the peaches?
Because the recipe called for nectarines!
What's the difference between a Southern zoo and a
A Southern zoo has a description of the animal on the
front of the cage, along with a recipe.
What is a dog's favorite food?
Anything that is on your plate!
Have you heard about the Sauna that serves food?
Their specialty is steamed mussels.
Did you hear about the fight in the kitchen?
A fish got battered.
Why can't chefs play baseball?
They always get caught trying to steal a basil.
What do pastry chefs like to watch on HBO?
Game of Scones: All men must dine.
Cook a man a fish and you feed him for a day. But teach
a man to fish and you get rid of him for the whole
My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to
commemorate Pearl Harbor.